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ON THE SUBJECT OF NASTY PLACES TO BE
Do you Know what happens if you feed a 200 ton pft* a cow vindaloo followed by 2000 tons of choc mint chip ice cream and 10000 gallons of a well known popular fizzy drink, do yer know, do you really really know?
or don,t you watch "RED DWARF"?
and do yer know what happens to the platoon creeping up to take it in the rear, do you really know what happens?
I think there is just a little bit still up your left nostrel Sir.
best wishes
from the right nostrel of the universe, it could always be worse, or was that right as referenced by me or as seen from the point of view of a sentient universe named Fred Duck. or Frederick Mind-your-head for short.
Chris
ON THE MEANS BY WHICH FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL CAN BE DEMONSTRATED
They have these things that travel from up there to down there in less time than light takes, this in no way implies that einstien was wrong it means of course that these particular particles travel in time, not faster than the speed of light, cause of course they dont get infinitely large as they pass through everything without trace , and of course if they were thacking along at the speed of light they would be so mass_if that they could take out whole herds of giant elephants with out as much as a by your leave, and would probably have destroyed the earth and everthing else by now.
What they do do is leave a trace in a large quantity of heavy water about 1000000 gallons should do it, but they also blit the odd brain cell, quite a lot really, and when they blit the right cell in the right brain then you get really stupendouse jumps in knowledge of science etc. like for instance einstiens theory of relativity and e=mc^2 course I expect he missed out the rest of the series like 1/(1-c)^2n looked a lot neater without. I expect those brain cells got failed blitting.
Anyway the downside is as well as theories of relativity being there ready to get blitted into life you also get your really bad hair day braincell blits, at which point you discover the little bit of pft* doo up the left nostrel of the ?? is where you just arrived at, meataphysically speaking that is, hence Gengis Khan woke up one morning an said to his men " I got this really great idea... lets kill everybody else in the world"
Course because all scientist believe that going faster than light is a no no they invented anti matter, just visualise that your kiddy has just got a train set and set up a circular track, the train is on it but all of a sudden it whips round and round at the speed of light plus 10(could be any number but lets use our fingers) what do we see, remember we see light.
well nothing till the train gets to its nearest point to us at which time we see the sudden apparance of a train which immediately splits into two, one travels away from us at at great speed forwards the other at great speed in the opposite direction backwards. then as the two trains spin round the track in opposite directions they meet up at the furthest point from us and immediately dissapear. only to reappear in front of us and repeat the whole process, course if the track is on a cart which also moves then the resultant traces, (time delayed photos seeing light) look pretty much like the creation and dissipation of matter. course standing on the track is pretty devestating a train appears out of nowhere smashes you to bits then dissapears up the track backwards away from you, till you turn round and you see the other train going off, two trains occupying the same space, a completely antimatter universe which also happens to go backwards. counterclock world. makes going to the toilet before visiting an Indian restaurant a real bitch.
On travelling faster than the speed of light
, or moving clocks might well run slow but what on earth has this got to do with time. Oh look I spent a year in space getting 30 years older just like you people here on earth who spent 30 years getting 30 years older. There used to be people who got really excited about how much longer they would live if they kept on crossing the international date line in the right direction, and superman made time go backwards by much the same trick???
Anyway I notice that "In America" some learned people have set up a foundation to study how aliens might have been able to get here in a spacecraft and create all those UFO legends, course its all a plot by the USA Government not to share the technology they learnt from the crashed alien craft like transistors and INTEL and all that stuff WOW!!
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