.      . .           
                   /-\SCII-|\|ation Cast List!
                       
Meet the gang,  the memorably frightening ASCII-Bods which populate the 
nether regions of this epic tale!

  ________     _______
 {   zx   )   (       ) - Clive Sinclairomorph, the principal super
 (__    __)   (_____  |   villain! Cloned from famous mad inventor
 |_.|--|._|   |._|  ) |   Clive Sinclair, but with vastly enhanced
 |   V    |   <       |   evilness! Favourite hobbies include flower
 [  ####  ]    ##    /    arranging, interior design, and planetary
  \# ~  #/     ~ #   |    genocide!
    ####       ##__..' 
    
 

    _      _         _
   //\ __ /\\     __//    - Ratthos, Sinclairomorph Empire second in
   \ /-\/-\ /    <|/ \      command. Organises and does things, where
    | a  a |     a   /      Clive Sinclairomorph rants and foams, but  
     \    /     /  _/       he manages to stay well away from the
      \../     /. /         really nasty pooey happenings!
       --      ^--
 
     .
   \{:}/        \{}/
  sSSSSSs      sSSSss     - Princess Oranjeboom, principal love-interest
 SS{@ @}SS     @) sSss      in the story. Clive Sinclairomorph has plans
S;(  v  );S   <    }Sss    for her. Wevl has the 'hots' for her too, but
sss\ o /sss    )   :sSs    only Ham YumYum possesses the quick-release
    '-'        \__/        lever for her armour plated underthings! 
  
       

  \\\\||/   \\\\||/             
  |.   .|    |.   |    - Ham YumYum, for he is the main hero of this
  :@   @:    @    |      tale, a veteran of the 5th Spice Girl Wars,
  {  V  }   /_   }       an occasional mercenary, oftentime smuggler,
   [\_/]     |_/  |      and the winner of the Intergalactic 'Rogueish  
   \___/     \__/ |      smile of the year competition' for the fifth
               '  '      year running! Han acquires a strange and
                         mysterious quick release lever in a cardgame,
                         the exact purpose of it remaining
                         tantalisingly unclear...


  \\\\////   \\\\\\
  (a)  (a)   a)    )    - Dirk Clueless, an aimiable if lightweight
  (  V   )  c      )      heroic sidekick with a distinctive northern
  { \__/ }  (__/   )      english personality. Modelled a bit on Digby
   '....'    '....'       of Dan Dare, and someone else with a coal or
                          diamond based pseudonym!

 
  |_____|    \____/
  /_   _\    /____\  
  |o| |o|    o_|  |     - Jonnyboy, versatile repair droid, loyal 
  |  v  |   /_ ...|       servling to Princess Oranjeboom. His idea, 
  \|---|/   ||___/        of heaven is a spare parts dump..
    | |       | |
    


   _     _/         ___
  / \   /          // 
     | |           ||
   /\| |/\       /\||  - Greebo, A terminally annoying Jar-Jar Binks
  / @\ /  \     /@/\/    style character. Encountered by our party
  \  / \ @/    /_/ /     on the planet Salenger. Once acquainted with,   
   \/   \/    /  _/      never got rid of!
    \\ //    // /||
     \ /    /__/ || 
      V    /



   /||||\
  ( .  . )             - Wevl, bloaty fat underworld boss, 'inspired' 
  s-Q--Q-s               by Jabba the Hutt, and, erm, someone else!
  [  /   ]               sometimes known as 'Jabba the Pizza Hut!"
  { ---  }          ,,   
  /''''''_/\/\/\/\ :
 {                \:
 (_________________/
 

The people of the planet Boogaloo! on "Loan" from their creator Jody
Smith. These Boogaloo have no knowledge of Melanie Brown of the Spice
Girls, as they are the Boogaloo that live in a galaxy far far away!
  
      ,                       //\                 ]
     /\\     /\    '\ /\ /'   \\/     /\      /\ /         
     \//     \/      \\//     [[\   , \/ ,    \//
     /\    /{{\        \      / /.  \//\/  [\/))     
    |,/  ,/  |/,       /     /\       \       /       
     /\     / \       /\     \ \      /\     /\     
    _\ \_  _\ /_    _/  \_   /''\    _\ \_  _\ \_   

More Boogaloo folk, stunned and surprised at being brought here
from their natural habitat.
   
         !    !    !    !    !
        ,,   ,,   ,,   ,,   ,,
       oo   oo   oo   oO   oo
       /_-  /_-  /_-  /_-  /_-



    .^----^.
   /        \
  /_   ~   _ \      - Greyyyy, Mover and fixer in the
 //-\     /-\ \       Grobelaar underworld, which
 |\__\   /__/ |       practically makes him the 
 |\   <v>    /|       government there!
 ||\        /||       
 |||\ .__. /|||
  \| '.__.' |/
      |  |
      |  |
              
      ___O      __ 
      \        /  \
      :--'""'--:   O     -  Havuck, another prominent,
   .-'   ____   -.          if one-eyed citizen of
  (,.  ((_[]_))  ,)         Grobelaar!
   \_.   --*-  ._/
      \,_____,/  
     ____) (____
     
     
                   
          .^^^^.
         ( _  _ )           Sveedish Meatball, tend to
    ___ ( {@}{@} ) ___      mass produce in the same way
   /   (   '  '   )   \     as the Tribbles from Star Trek.
  /\  (    -~~~-   )  /\    Serve a double purpose as Wevl's
       (.        .)         minions, and Wevl's supper!
         /|\--/|\

       

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