_ . |_risis at the Palace! o o 0 Chapter 2 0 o o Midnight, the formerly peaceful atmosphere at the Royal Palace of Princess Oranjeboom, on the Boogaloo world, is punctuated by loud screams! . . / \ . * . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ . . . . |~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'| . . . \______________________________________________________/ . , . \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ \\\\/ . . |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| . |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| EEEEK! |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| . |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| OMIGOD!! |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| IT'S GONE!! |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...| |...|- - - ---_- - - ..|:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::| |:::|\ |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___|\\ /////\/////\/////\/////\/////\/////\/////\/////\/////\\\\ /"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""\\\ |_______________________________________________________|\\\ /\ What is it Ma'am? \\\ /\ \//\ \\\ \/ /\ ' Hurry, Scurry, summon\\ ._/)\ | \ ,, ,, ,, / the High Priest! \\\ , | \. ' /\ o0 OO 00 \\\ \_/\ \ |/ \ \ \ \\\ / / _- _- _- \\\ ---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\-' \ -----\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\---\--\--' But what has gone? The inhabitants of Boogaloo rush around with uncertain poise and purpose in response to the Princess's urgent cries! | . It's the quick release lever to '| | '| | '| | .| my armour-plated protective | '| | '| | '| | .| royal underthings, it has | '| | '| | '| | .| been stolen from this | | 'Your father would not approve | .| very palace! .| | 'of that at all, and in his | .| / | .| | 'absence, it falls to me to | .| sSSSSSs | .| | 'take the appropriate action! | .| SS{@ @}SS | .| | ' ] | '| | '| | .| S;( v );S | .| | '| /\ \ | '| | '| | .| sss\(_)/sss | '| | '| (@@)/ | '| | '| | .| _ .'-'. | '| | '| \// | '| | '| ><><>< / `\ /`\ \/// ><><>< ><><>< >---| ><><>< ><><>< | |-- / )~~). \/~/ --| |-| | \ | |-| |----- ........ / /\ /\ /....................... \/\ ................ /~/ | | \/ / \ \ /\\\ / \ / #/ %%%%%%% \ ( v ) # """"""""""" | | | """""""""""""""""""""""""" _/ """""""""""""""""""" Soon, the High priest enters the courtly chambers, he has a suggestion uniquely his own! | .| | .| | .| | .| | .| | . | .| | .| | SUMMON THE ROYAL SPANKER AT ARMS! | .| | .| | You're going to bend over my | .| * ULP! * | .| | knee to get a good hard span--- | .| | .| | . / | .| sSSSSSs | .| | .| / | .| SS{@ @}SS | .| | .| ] [ | .| S;( v );S | .| | .| \ /\ / Fneep? | .| sss\ o /sss | .| | .| \(@@)/ / ><><>< '-' ><><>< ><><>< \\// `` We haven't got the time for that | Oo \ right now! Try to think of something / /_ / constructive to do instead! /\ -- / / The Princess is not too keen on upholding some of the murkier aspects of royal protocol and tradition, but the alternative course of action turns out to be nearly as appalling! .----------------------------------------------------------------------. __ \\ // . . .__. .__. / .__. . . THE GALACTIC WIDE \\ /\ // /\ |__| | | | | | | | |\ /| WEB'S PREMIER NEWS \\/ \// /==\ | | |__| |__| . |__ |__| | \/ | PROVIDER! """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ._____________________. ___ | . | |opless Princess in Missing Lever Shocker! | \{|}/ | --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- | sSSSSSs : : SS(@ @)SS | The right royal Princess Orangeboom is in | S;( v );S | deep shock today, following the heinous | ss\<_>/sss | theft of the quick-access lever to her | _ .'-'. _ | protective royal underthings. | / \ : | / /(.) (.)\ \ | A spokesthing from the palace said that all : \ \ \ . / \ \ | help in getting it back would be much '---------------------' appreciated. Anyone with useful information The Princess, yesterday can contact royalpants@boog.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MORE NUDE ROYALS HERE! Click this link! -------->(|) ======================================================================== | .| | .| | .| | '| | '| | .| Bloody Hell, first I find out that my | '| | '| | .| most trusted adviser is the perv of the | '| | '| | .| century, then you lot stick my assets | '| | '| | .| right up there on the Web! Does it get | '| | '| | .| any worse? | .| | '| | '| | '| | .| sSSSSSs / | .| | '| Errr! | '| | '| | .| SS{@ @}SS | .| | '| \ ] | '| | '| | .| S;( v );S | .| | '| /\ \ | '| | '| | .| sss\ O /sss | '| | '| (@@)/ | '| | '| | .| _ .'-'. | '| | '| \// | '| | '| ><><>< / `\ /`\ \/// ><><>< ><><>< /| ><><>< ><><>< | |-- / )~~). \/~/ --| |-| | / \ | |-| |----- ........ | /\ /\ /.................. ] \/\ ................ \ \ | | \/ / \ \ \// \ / #/ %%%%%%% \ ( v ) # """"""""""" | | | """"""""""""""""""""""""" _/ """""""""""""""""""" The Princess's dismay scales new heights at this misguided attempt to help. It has good cause to as well, as all sorts of other unsavoury characters are starting to take an interest! . . . . . . . . . . . . _ _/ . . . Pwooooooaar! / \ / . . * . Slooooh! | | :^^: . ! ! You're not going to Love to get /\| |/\ \__/ _ _ bore us with all her to play / @\ / \ || . || that stuff about with my toys! \ / \ @/ . || /\||/\ allegedly meeting \/ \/ \/ || / \/ \ famous people and \ \\ // || \. /\. / shagging them again ------------------ \__/\ /\ ------||------ \/ \/ --are you? Because if ____|_V_|\___ _\\//_ you do, I shall have / /\ / |\/| \ to kill you! / / \ \ | | \ |-------------| \ /\\ / /\ Greebo, as ever, is one of the first onto this new and interesting development! _______ . \\ // \ . She has something in her pants /You'll find that the \ . ________ that I want very much! \funny feeling goes away / . ( zx ) Set course for the planet /quickly sir! \\______/ . (__ __) Boogaloo! \\ //\ __ /\\ ' ' ' ' ' ' |_'|--|'_| // \ /-\/-\ / | V | \\ | a a | __[ #### ]__ Beep? // \ / (---\# ~ #/---) ()_() \\ /-\../-\ / #### \ / ------(*) // || -- || | / . \ | (_____) \\ || oOOo || | | . | | |O|O|O| // || || | | . | | |-----| O O----C Meanwhile, the evil Sinclairomorph empire has been watching the Galactic Wide Web's more salacious corners closely as well! . Alive to dead! \{:}/ .-. sSSSSSs ( ) SS{@ @}SS ------------> (* *) S;( v );S ( ~ ) sss\( )/sss \.../ '-' --- The Princess has her work cut out to avoid the startling transformation from a happily living state, to something much less alive, as detailed above! And what happened to the quick release lever anyway. More will be revealed in the next chapter of this torrid tale! () () () C h a p t e r E n d () () ()