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       -_=_-    \_ | | \ |_/     '__/ | \ \_ | |  |  \_/ | \ \_ ._)  * * 

                       An ASCII Miscellany.
                        
By CiH,  who makes these things up at random, on a whim as such, and with no 
central direction,  or grand master plan.  So what you get, is what you get, 
as it were....  Jan '02


        ,###,           ,###        #  #
        # | #           #~~~        # ,#
        # ' # a f i a   #   i s h    #  i c t i m !
      
                            _.-._                        
                          ,'     '.                        
                         '         '                   
                        (           )
                        ', '.      ,'
                          '.     .'   He was sent to
                            '-,:'    "Sleep with the Humans!"
                               |  
                               :  
                            /\/\
                           /    \
                          ( *   /)
                         /'..::.\\
                        /_|:::::/_\
     .     .  .     .  .  |::::/.  .  .     .  .     .  .  .     .
    /'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/ \/'\/'\/'\/ \
       '  `  '  `  '  `  '|  /    `  '  ` o   `  '  `     `
           o      .       | /            O              .
             O           /  \    .   .    o Alright!
      .    0           ////\\\\      :\~^. .Move along there, 
                  .                  | =  >  Nothing to see!
                           .         :/~v' 
           O                         '
              
    CiH - December '01, with a large debt to Gary Lawson's 'Far Side'!

                
 |)            |)
 |\            |\ 
 |_)eyonce the |_)ush Kangaroo!

The  brain  of  Bootiliscious pop diva,  Beyonce Knowles,  her in  Destiny's 
Child,  is  thrown cruelly into the body of that loveable 1960's  Australian 
kids tele series marsupial,  Skippy the bush kangaroo, by an accident with a 
crudely experimental teleporter, built entirely from HTML commands!

                     _________________________    
          _  _      (------___----__-----___--)  
         //\//\      I'm an independent woman!?
         \\/\\/     (_______--____---____---__)
         /@ @ `,   O
         \    / | o
         /  /'  '\                   But who is this, standing by none
         "U"     ||\                 too impressed? Why, it's WYCLEF 
=====-- //.      || \ ---  /\ ---=== JEAN, also transplanted by cruel
       // |     //   |    / |        fate, into a 'roo body!
       \\ '  _ //  \ \._./  /                              
       '' / /  ''  /______./                 /\_---__---__---__-_/\
     .___/ /   / _/                   _   _  |SHE AIN'T A 'HO, NO!| 
    /_____/ ._/ /    # # #           //\ //\ \/-___--___--___--_-\/
           /___/   ### # #           \\/_\\/ /
                    #### #           ( \ / )
                     ### #           [ @ @ ] 
                                     .\   /.
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    ._n__....__n_.                 /   "U"   \
   ( . \      / . )               | /\      |\\
   [ @  (____)  @ ]               || |      |//
   [   /\/\/\/\   ]               || |      //     _. 
__  (  \######/  )  __            '' |  .  '' \   / /
  \\'_=_==_==_=__'//  \\            (  / \  )  \ / /
                       ||            | | | | `  \ /
  This is very much    \\            | | | |  \__/
  a little work in      ||        # / /   \ \
  progress, some        ||       # / /   # \ \
  kind of alien                 # '''     # ''' 
 'heavy', give it time..         ##        ### 
                                                    
This  was  meant  to be a sort of Xmas card,  but it got stuck in  the  post 
(grin!) Anyway, here it is now, so enjoy!                                  
                                                    
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    .        .// /__\ //\\ \\.   |_)
              \\ \\// \--/ //    |_) l a a a r p !!
        .       ' \/   \/ '     =-=-=--=--=--=--=-=-     .
   /\              \\ //           .         .       .       o
  /* \   .  .      /\n/\   \           .   .      +      *    .
 / , *\           /| : |\   HWULLLPH!         .            .      
/*   , \         / | : | \              .       .    .          
/ *, * \        /\ \_:_/ /\            -*-     -0-                
\/\/\/\/          '/ : \       ..       '\_____/' He's totally 
__ [] _ ________ _ \ : / ___ _ || __ ___ /_   _\ _ out of  __ ___ 
   []             _'{{}}_     (  )       |o| |O|   control!
  ####          .:({{{}}).    |##|       |  V  :  //
             . ' ,({{()})' .  |##|       \|<_>|/  
               . . ({{})'.  . '~~'::.      | |
                     '                  _[]---[]_
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            ~ From CiH to the rest of the Atari scene! ~
                                      __ 
  (_(            (  )                (( )           (/
  | ( a v e   a   \/ o m i t i n g   || | e r r y   /\ m a s ! !
                                      

  ._____.
 (__: :__)
    |:'
    ''|
    |_|'was the night before Xmas,
        All was peaceful and quiet....
         Just the sound of Greebo heaving his guts,
           Echoed through the twilight!

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