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| \ | \   / \ |  _  \  _____   _____   _____   ____   |  __\ |  _  \
|.| |..\ /..| |.|_\.| |.._..\ |.._..\ |.._..\ |.._..\ |.|    |.|_\.|
|:| |:::.:::| |:::::| |:|_\:| |:| |:| |:|_\:| |:| |:| |:|__  |:.___'         .
||| |||\_/||| |||---' ||||||| ||| ||| ||||||| ||| ||| |||||/ ||\___
|+\ '_'   '_' |+|     '__---' '_' '_' |_|-|_| '_' '_' '__--' '__---'
'--`          '_'

     E p i s o d e  2  -  H o r n   o f   a   D i l e m m a ?

                                 .     __.----.____
  .                     .      .      / Bridge and \
                         '-.         | Living       :    .     .
 .      /--,=( . .          '-.      | quarters     :                        .
        `-'        ' .         '-.    \____________/       .
                       ' .        '-.     ///         .         .
                    _----------------'.-.///.                 .
                  |'  Shuttle launch bay     \_         .
               .  '  ----------------------    |            .    *
                   \.  Weapons and tactical   /      .
    .                \.                      /                    .
                       \  ------------------  \.__.     .-_
 .       .              | Main servers and      <  \  .'   '-_______
        -*-      .      :         Engineering   >  || === =
         '              '\ -------------        < .// === = _-------
                          '\    Stores   .___.___._'   '._-'      .
 .         .                \  ._        |       .             .             .
       .                     \|  \.____  /   .             .     .
  .       .                   '---___---'       .     .


-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
                          -
       _____________      !      _____________
     :'         _.  ':    -    :'  _-=-_    . ':
     |     ._.-" /\  |    !    |  // - \\  .   |
     | .-==.-_ _\\/  |    -    | ;' ( ) ';  .  |          ????
     '               '    !    '  \\ - //    + '
     | "'--"- -"--'  |    -    |   -_=_-  .    |         /||||\
      '_____________'     !     '_____________'         ( \  / )
    /    /=/./=/     /.   -    / \////////\    /'       s-Q--Q-s
   /.::_.   .___._ ./ |   !   /.::_.  .__ .__ / |       [  /   ]
---:                : |--- ---:               : |------ { -.-- } _  _
   ||\____/|       || /       ||\____/|      || /      /'''''''_/ \/ \/\
   |' CT63 '        |/        |' CT63 '       |/      {               ) \
   '________________'         '_______________'       (_._.-._._._._._. /
                                              ___                     \_\
     .^----^.                                // /
    /        \   .--------------------.     //     .----------------.
   /_       _ \  : Captain Weevl,     :    | |     : It looks a bit :
  //\\     //\ \ : there's something  :  /\\ //\   : horny from    :
  |\__\   /__/ | : very big and scary : /@@\ /@@\  : where I'm     :
  |\   <v>    /| //on the long range  : \  / \  /  //sitting!     :
  ||\        /||// scanners!          :  \/   \/  // ------------'
  |||\ .<>. /||| '--------------------'   \\ //  //
   \| '.__.' |/                           /\ /\
       |  |                              /| V |\
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

                 .                --*            .        .
    --*              --*    .           .      .                       --*
         --*      .                                  ____     .
  .                             .    ___ ____.------/    \
        .                 ____.-----'   V    /     /  ##  :          .
              _ ___.----./    .     ;   .    '     \ #### |          *
......  ._===,_'___,    :      \   /    ;    ;     : #### |          '     .
                    ----.______'__,    /      \    / #### '
   .                               ----\______/    \  ##  :
        --*      .                            '______\___/    --*      .    .
  .                               --*
      .------------------------------------------.                 .
     : No wonder! It's the Doomsday Machine from  :     .             --*
     : Startrek, the original series! That mother :        --*
     : eats whole planets for tea!                :   .   .           .     .
     '____________________________________________'
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
                          -                        .---------------------.
       _____________      !      _____________    : As it happens, I know :
     :'         _.  ':    -    :'             ':  : what to do, prepare   :
     |     ._.-" /\  |    !    | We're doomed! |  : for violent evasive   :
     | .-==.-_ _\\/  |    -    | Doomed I say! |  : manouevres!           :
     '               '    !    ' Aaagh!        '   '-\\------------------'
     | Oh crap!      |    -    |               |      \\ /||||\
      '_____________'     !     '_____________'         ( ^  ^ )
    /    /=/./=/     /.   -    / \////////\    /'       s-Q--Q-s
   /.::_.   .___._ ./ |   !   /.::_.  .__ .__ / |       [  /   ]
---:                : |--- ---:               : |------ { <__> } _  _
   ||\____/|       || /       ||\____/|      || /      /'''''''_/ \/ \/\
   |' CT63 '        |/        |' CT63 '       |/      {               ) \
   '________________'         '_______________'       (_._.-._._._._._. /
_________________________                                            \_\
| But Weevl has a plan! |
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                            .           .      .        ????          *
                     .                                  ____     .
  .                                .    ___ ____.------/    \
        .                    ____.-----'   V    /     /  ##  :          .
                 _ ___.----./    .     ;   .    '     \ #### |
    *      ._===,_'___,    :      \   /    ;    ;     : #### |             .
                       ----.______'__,    /      \    / #### '    .
  .-----------------.                 ----\______/    \  ##  :
 : It's very simple. :     ___                   '______\___/  .       .    .
 : We sneak up       :    '_._'      .
 : behind it....      .____//                 .                             .
  '-----------------' \ ."  :_ .'.                               .
 .                     | .. __)== > = = = =   =    =    =    =
    .     .             \__/   '.'                                  .     .

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   '_._'                      - -  ---  ___ __-_.------/    \     |     |   |
     \\____.            - -  ____.-----'   \    /     |  ##  :    | O O |
    _:  ". /     _ ___.----./    |     |   |    |     | #### |              #
   (__ .. |._===,_|___|    |      |   |    |    |     | #### |   - -   _ -
      \__/             ----|______'__|    |     |     | #### '
       .                -  -          ----\______/    \  ##  :  \  `
  .---//-----.                --   -  -          '______\___/    \    `
 : AND BLOW!! :                  --    -   - --   --  --         \      `
  '----------'                                      --    --
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    _____  _  _   __   _____  ,         (_)  _____    _
   /_   _\/ \/ \ /  \ /_   _\  ____     .-. /_   _\  | |   Seeyawll 'a next
     | |  | || || || |  | |   \  __)    | |   | |    | |               time!
     | |  | .. ||    |  | |  __\ \      | |   | |    '_'
     '_'  '_''_''_||_'  '_'  \____)     '_'   '_'
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                                Originally Made for Alive Mag in Dec '06 by CiH!