. ._ /-\SCII | |ation! ====================== A little bit of R & R.. : . . . ; . '. . . .; . . . * . . : . . ; . . .. . . . '.. ; . + . . o . . . . . . . : . . . .. .. . Are we there yet?? . . . . ._______.____.__________.________________/| . / \ \__-- \__-- LC-10 \_\ .'. /== \ __ \\\\ __ ##- '==== === = .__/ /..::. __-- \/ __-- \_--/// _##- .==== === = \___/_______/_________ _____/__________ ____/ / '.' \ \| . . 0 . . . . Greebo, leave it out! ' . . . . - . + . You asked that five minutes ago! . ________________________________ .' Cargo Manifest:- '. The freighter 'Stellar Discovery' | 146 Million Red light Bulbs.. | Inbound to the pleasure planet | 32 Million litres baby oil... | Nieuw Amsterdam...... | 200 Million Condoms.......... | . : . | 10 Million Tonnes Cannabis... | -~- .'O'. | 2 Million novelty outfits.... | -~+~- ':' | 1 Copy of the Joy of Abstinence | -~~=+=~~- : which got "accidentally" : ! ! WAYHAY! I've always . jettisoned overboard......... . \ / wanted to go to '-----'----------------------'---' \ / Nieuw Amsterdam __ .. .___________. /\| |/\ all my life!! __ || __ || __ |WILCOMMEN SIE| / @\ / \ / || || || || |NIEUW- | _|\ / \ @/ /_ | | | | | | |AMSTERDAM! | \ \/ \/ / \____/ | | | | | |'-|---------|-' \ \\ // / _____ /____\ I might point out that | | \/\ /\/ /\___/\ o_| | I'm somewhat less | | | -----| V |-- :=======: /_ ...| /thrilled with that -----|---------|--- | | n n ||___/ / idea... # # \___/ _| |_. # # / \ :|[ ] / # # | | \|| | ############# | | || | ############# / \ /|| \ ############# ' ' "||""' And there are some passengers on board, who may well be familiar to you from elsewhere? Indeed certain people are seeking a little rest and recreation after their ordeal at the hands of the Sinclairomorph Empire. (See ASCII-Nation - The Empire goes Phhhrrrt!) | ---------------- .|||||. SLOO! Look at all |' .--. ' :|-|||-|: _ the honeys making || (._=.\ | || @ a || \ _ money!! |: `a a j) | |( ^ )| // \ || \v / | |||\ ~ /||| // / \_____/ |; ._| |__ | '|||`-'|||' /\ / /_ _\ As I said|| (/ \ | .--' `--. /\*\ |O| |o| before, |: (_ (. j \| / \ \ \/\ | V | I'm not || .__)| " /\,\ / ( . )( .) \ \_ \ \|(_)|/ that |; // _/ , (_/ / ( / `-' `-'\ ) ||\ \\ | | /thrilled!|| /" / (' \ \| . |/ / || \__\. ' _[]---[]_ |: \ \___\/ \\` | )/ \( / \ ' |==|\\\|==| || \ | \| |^, | \$/ | |\ |'--< || W W || || \ | \ |) | \ | / | '---< || || || ) \ ._/ | \ | / --\__/ ------- || ooo || --------|| / ) | ( );( ) | \ ||"""""|| || `-' | / | \ | \ ':: ::' | ---------------- | ; | | \_ \ / | \ | / \ | | ' ) ; ( Soon, an eager Greebo, with a very reluctant Jonnyboy tagging on, search out the infamous Red Light District! .------------------------------. Before you get any | ,//^\\\. : closer, don't forget ; (//a a\\)) | Havuck already spent | (((( v )))) : most of our money on | (((|)_O_/((() | H-e-l-l-o!!! Wacky Baccy! | ))))) ()))) : \_____/ : / | \ | \ \ / /_____\ | / (. ^ .) \ | \ // o_| | | / /|`--' `--'|\ \ : /\ // /_ ...| : / ." ,--. . ,--. ". \ | /@/\/ ||___/ | __/ / /( \ / )\ \ \__ ; /_/ / ..:_____ _| |_. : ///,' ( \ / / ) ',\\\ : / _/ ''-----:|[ ] / | \ "./ ," / | // /|| \|| | | /-`--/ /\--"--\ | /__/ || .:__|| | : '---/ _) \----' : \____/ \ ''-_-' \ | mm/ |(_ \ ; / | |\ '"""""' : || \_b | | |/ \ / | || : \__/ | | : || : / | | | | || | | \ \ / |_______________||______________| _| \ O But Jonnyboy points out a rather large flaw in Greebo's plans!! | || _ _ OH FOLLUCKS!|-----------| : .-----------. || / \ / | Waitaminute,; .@@@. | | |Kabin for | ;| | | / I have a | @@a a@@ ; : |hier.. | || /\ ||/\ / cunning | @@_\~/_@@ | | |Reasonable | :| /@ \ / \ plan! : /(.) (.)\ | | |rates.. | || \/ \ / \@ / |/ | \ ) . ( / : ; '-----------' || \ \/ \/ / | '( v )` | | || \ \\ // / ' \ | / ' | .________. ;| \/\ /\/ |_____| ( | ) | : \___ ___/ | | V | ________ /_ _\ __'- -` --|-- | || '| / | | |o| |o| | || || / \ _ / | v | | || || / | | \|[_]|/ Now I'm REALLY ; || :| / | | | | scared!! | || || / | | _[]---[]_ |_______||___________||/ / \ |==|\\\|==| -----------------------' || W W || || || However, Greebo spots an opportunity to get round the lack of finances, as he sees it! .____________________________________________ | ???? | | | | ,-,__, | HEYY GIRLIES! | | | { / /__\ : Greebo's waitin'; | | { `}'@|@/ | for you, come | WHAT THE HELL!? | {_}/\ o/ ; and get me! | I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! : .__} {__ | SLUUUUURRRRP! ' | | / " \ : _ _ | | |_____| |/ /| .} .} \ | / \ : | /_ _\ / / \`~' `"/\ \ | \ / | | |!| |!| ( : } { : ) : | | ; | | V | \ \ } . { / / | /\| |/\ | | \|(_)|/ |\ \/ \ / ; /^ \ / ^\ : | | | | /{ \ / }\ : \ / \ / ; | _[]---[]_ : { Y } | \/ \/ | . '|==|\\\|==| . | \ \ / : \\ // \_ | : : //| W W |\\ : : | \ V | /\ /\ / : \\// | | \\// ; `, \ : /| V |\/ | \/__| ooo |__\/_____ | /` } | \| | : / """"""" | / ' / | ._\ _ /__. | / | | | ' ; / | \_/___\__/ ' / \ / ; |; / ' / || \ | / | | | , , | \ || / : / | | : (, / | / || \ | / \ / | \,,\ | || |/ O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And we leave it right here, as Greebo joins in with the Red Light bustle, in his own unique way!! * * * * * . * .^----^. * Thisss isss * Yeahh.. : / \ gooood stufff * * / . /_ ~ _ \ Havuck!! /\_O _/\ . //*\ /*\ \ / \ / o . |\__\ /__/ | :--'""'--: : |\ /| .-' ____ -. . | \ / | (,. ((_@@ )) ,) . |||\ .(). /||| \_. -\/- ._/ . \| '.__.' |/ . \,_____,/ # | | . ____) (____ // ___| |___ : / . \ c// ( $$$$ ) . / . \ /C' //'::::::::::|| . / /\ . /\ \/ / // |;;;;;;;;;;|| . / / | . | \ / \\ |''''''''''|\\ . CcC | . | \/ \\| | \\ . | . | \| | \\ . /\\===# Elsewhere, another couple of our heroes, Greyy and Havuck, are taking the art of relaxation to new heights! .' BEEP! . . . . . _ . _____ BEEP! . Now we've just got _---_/ | ' _/ \__\ / . . . O to get out of the ..--'.``' |#:' \_ \ . O/ '-|-' air traffic pattern ._/_=--\\._/-\_/ =:/ \ \\ . /| : and back down again! / __--__/ . \\ / \ . F*cking Hippies! \_/ . . . . . . ._. .. .__. __. __ /_/| _|| __ /__ /| / /| ._. ||. __. __. | || /_||_ /| |# | | |/| /_/ | | | ___. /_/|/_/'/_/| __. |_|/| | '' | | _|_..| |/' |_| | | _____.|'|_ / /| | |/ /|'| || /_/||__|/| | | /-/ '/||| | |_| | | /____/|| | /__/'/ | / / /'| |'-| | | | \' |/ / / | | ' | | '_| ||| ' | |/ In fact, they may have got just a bit too high for comfort!! ._________________ | Not too well (OW!) \____/ I hardly dare ask | /\/\ /\/\ A shore party from /____\ but how did you | || the USS Wellhung o_| | get on!?! ' /\/ |/\ dropped in (Ooo!) /_ ...| / ===== | /~>\ /<~\ Look, I'd rather ||___/ /`````````````\ ' | \ / \ / / not talk about _| |_. | Sexclusive! | | ; \/ \/ / it, alright!? | :|[ ] / :The princess | | | \\ // (Aaaaahh!) | \|| |\ |and the rebel | | | /\ /\ | | ; .:__|| |\\ | ---===--- | | : . /| ^ |\ . | | | ''-_-' \/ | New Pictures | | | \\| |/ / ' : : '"""""' | here! | ===== ' - ~ \ _ /\ ~ - STING! | | \ / | ---===--- | . / / \ \ ; : | | | | | ' / \ ' | | |---------- | | ---|______________|------ | _| \ | | / \ / |__________ /_____|__________/ O And to end this little peek into the after-hours habits of the ASCII-Nation crew, we find out how Greebo got on with his crazy booth-hiring plan to get laid in the Red Light district! -~=~- .~ | H E |~ N D !! (For Now!) ' '~ All Rights Reserved - CiH 2001, apart from the Nudes, which have been "borrowed" and changed about in a carefree fashion! Oh forgive me!! Original version for Chosneck Diskmag... Hope this is okay Grey :)