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| Gusset Buster to Target |
| St Anton |
| Were you subjected to the Gusset Busters in Tignes, Meribel or Val D'Isere? |
| The Management recommends you avoid St Anton in Feb 2000. |
| Gusset Busters welcome Hooray Henries especially from OK YA Lines - you need some easy targets! |
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| Tignes 1995 |
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| Questions for the Hoorays' |
| How's the rear entry Catcha? |
| Do you think you did well going down on the black? |
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| Tignes 1996 |
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| Honey, We're Home!!!!! |
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| Is Harry the Lamp Post still growing? |
| Did the dumb bint get arrested on return to the UK for an unpaid parking fine? |
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| Stop Press: Martin to make own way to resort having missed plane - reported to be stuck in Albertville |
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| Val D'Isere 1997 |
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| Stop Press! Dr. Clay (at your cervix) lost his appeal and can no longer practice. |
| Martin is still stuck in Albertville looking for the ladder. |
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| Can you smell something burning? Neal, I think you might have overdone the kindling. |
| Karaoke anyone? |
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| I prefer Pizza to a 4 course meal any day! Either that or the 'Sarny de Sabbath'. |
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| Meribel 1998 |
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| Stop Press! Dr. Clay (at your cervix) is due in court next week. |
| Martin is still trapped in Albertville from last year. |
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| Wanker of the Week was awarded to a GB team member - can't mention his name but I'm sure you'll recognise him by the label. |
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| Geodey's old lady (the velociraptor) can be heard yodeling from the train throughout the resort. |
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| Nellie makes her first appearance! |
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| Tignes 1999 |
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| Stop Press! Dr. Clay (at your cervix) has not been seen for a year - assumed to be at her Majesty's Pleasure. |
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| Vodofone shares rocket as Chalet as plagued with wrong numbers. |
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