TEDS' FORFEIT


 

 

 

Ted, you have to....you have to...... 

 

 

 

.....kick bishop Brennan up the arse!!

 

 

 

 Dougal, there is no way I'll be able to kick bishop Brennan....

He's just to scary...

 

 

Ted, why don't you just kick him and then act as if nothing happened?

He''ll think he just imagined it!

 

 

 

 

That might work, Dougal....... that just might well work! 

 

 

  

 Can you see anything?

 

 

There seems to be a very crude watercolour painting of a man in a Bishops' hat.......

 

 

 

Reeeally.......? 

 

 

!!!!!!WHOOMPH!!!!! 

 

 

 

Click, click

 

 

 Let me see.... ah, you are right.

 

 

 

Dougal must have drawn it himself.....He meant well.... 

 

 

 

 

.... he never even noticed a thing! 

 

 

I want 200 copies of the pictures for all my friends, Dougal....

And one for myself .....blown up 10 by 10!

 

 

 

He DID kick me up the arse!

 

 

Aaaaarrrggghhhhh!!! Crillyyyyyyy!!!

 

 

Oooh.......my God!

 

 

You kicked me up the arse!!! Try to deny it and I'll have you

fed to the dogs!

 

 

....when did I kick ....? I mean .... Why would I do a thing like that?!

Are you sure you are not making a terrible, terrible mistake?

 

 

I'd never , ever kick you up the arse....sure, I think you are great...

 

 

Well, you know, maybe......you know, I've been sort of imagining things....

Maybe I need a holiday .... 

 

 

Bye, Bishop Brennan! We love you!

(The one you wanted blown up 10 by 10, Ted........where do you want that?) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ah ...aah aaaa........ 

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! 

Aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! 


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