DOUGALS' MILK ROUND


  

 

I want to be a milkman !

 

 

Two pints of milk...erm.....two pints, two pints! 

 

 

There you go... 

 

 

Morning, Mrs. Gleeson!

 

 

....OK, I'll leave it right there....

 

 

I've left a little surprise on the milkfloat your little friend took off me, Father..

A bomb...

 

 

Dougal! Dougal! Are you doing over 4 miles per hour??

There is a bomb on the milkfloat ...

.Pat Mustard put it there, because I got him sacked!!

 

 

When you go under 4 miles per hour it will go off!!  Stay over 4!!!

I have to have think!!

 

 

Teeeeed!!! 

 

 

Dougal's in trouble....

We have to do something practical,

something that'll really help Dougal!  

 

 

Prayers are offered for Father Dougal McGurie ......

Dougal, there is a roundabout, just keep on driving round and round ...

Everything's going to be OK! 

 

 

That's our best idea ??? Another Mass??!

This is the time for action! Dougal needs help!

We don't have time!!

 

 

 

Ted ..... I'm getting dizzy!!

 

 

 

 

Tripping over something..... Fecking brick!

 

 

 

Wait a minute... I got an idea..!!

 

 

The plan !

 

 

Dougal, I got a plan, trust me...

When I say STEP OFF the milkfloat, you step off the milkfloat. OK? 

 

 

 

 

 

Step off the milkfloat now, Dougal!

 

 

Ted, you forgot your brick!! 

PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!

RUN, DOUGAL, RUN!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm off now , father....Hahahaha...!

...but I'd get out the ear-plugs, Father..

..because when this milkfloat goes up, you'll hear it all the way to the North Pole.. 

 

BOOOOM

(Exit Pat Mustard) 

 

 

Ted, it's scary out there in the real, non-priest world.... 

 

Not every job is as dangerous as being a milkman....

Good night, Dougal..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those women were in the nip!

 

 


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