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BATHTIME

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

July the 19th ...it's something we always do on July the 19th...

It's something to do with Jack...It's not his bath, Dougal???!! Is it??!!

 

Oh no, Ted, oh God!!!

 

Calm down, Dougal, it's allright, I remember,

he just had a bath before Christmas..

 

 


 

WOULD YOU LIKE A CAKE, FATHER?

 

...sure it's only a small one, tiny, little cake, you won't even feel it going in,

you won't even know you're eating it...

 

...it's got cocaine in it....

Oh, no, not cocaine, what am I on about...

No, I meant...what you call them?....Raisins!

 


 

SORT OUT THAT CAR 

 

You'll never get it absolutely right, Ted....

 

 

I thought I had it there, a moment ago...

 

 


 

FATHER HACKETT  AND FRIENDS

 

Hairy Japanese bastard!

 

Holidays!

 

Would you like a drink, Father?

 


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