THAT CATHOLIC THING
.. she seems to be taking that whole Catholic
thing
too seriously, Ted..., ..I mean, ... it's just
a bit of a laugh...
And have you not noticed the sort of holy
smell in the room?
Ted, that may be just Jacks' underpants
hamper....
It must be great to be famous..
people listen to you, they listen to what you
have to say
...and I have a lot to say..
What about when you are doing your sermons,
Ted?
People listen to you then, dont
they?
Ah no, Dougal, I mean people I respect..
It's great to take a day off now and again.
It shouldn't be just work, work, work, should
it, Ted?
Yes, it's not as if everybody is going
to go and join some mad religious cult,
only because we go off for a picnic...
God, Ted, I've heard of these cults, everybody
dressing in black..
...and saying our lord is going to come back
and
judge us all!
No, no, Dougal...that's us,
that's Catholicism you are talking about
here...
...visions and aparitions and all that
stuff....it's a bit odd..
Yes, it is one of those areas of Catholicism
that is,
...frankly, is a bit mad....
Whole of this Catholic thing is a bit of a
puzzler, isn't it Ted?
Come on, Ted, that's not more peculiar then
that stuff
we learned at seminary...
...heaven and hell and everlasting life...
you are not meant to take it seriously...
Last month we elevated a mushroom field in
Coven
to class 3 relic...
The holy stone of Clonrichert is one of the
holiest
lumps of rock in Europe...
...the stone is great, we've seen
it...what?... 300 times!
If you thought the Ludo night was exciting....
this will drive you right over the edge.
Well, it's nonsense...isn't it?..religion..
There is not a shred of proof anywhere,
nothing!
...aliens, now, there's something that might
just be possible...
Everlasting life, big demons sticking red hot
pokers
up your arse for all eternity?
...I dont think so....
The whole religion thing....I just don't buy
it!
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