Here's our neighbourhood psycho-pussy pretending to be a bird. There's only one thing she likes more than catching birds and stalking anyone who'll stroke her, that's eating cheese off bird tables...



So, drastic measures were called for - here's bird table Mk.2, which has so far remained cat-free (as far as I am aware!), it's only big enough for a couple of sparrows or starlings at a time, and three feet higher than Mk.1 above!...