Chris Moore - Captain, Midfield dynamo and club secretary
Lee Duncan - Vice captain,central defender and committee member
Levon Litster- Goalkeeper and mobile disco
Andy Martin- Defender, midfielder and general allround cool guy
Mark Hedges- Cool central defender
Danny Cavender- Left sided defender or wing back
Simon Spaull- Left sided midfielder
Richard Thompson- Marauding Centre Forward
Andy Harker- Right sided defender
Jon Moore- Central Midfielder who shops at Next
Paul Schrieber- Centre Forward with a cool finish
Phil Sears- Chariots of Fire winger
David Higham- Strong running midfield player
Aaran Stafford- Pacy determined Defender
Nick Palin- Fat short and brilliant
Colin Moore-Manager
The rest of the squad....
Only his second season as a goalie but already proving to be one of the best around. Plays hockey in his spare time.
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Ever present. Has played central defence but comes forward with great purpose. Find out his special pre match preparation.
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Ever present. Totally committed player and captain. Formed the side in 1997.
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Made a tremendous impact this season with his cool head and vital interceptions. Playing guitar for Ash hasn't affected his football career.
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Brilliant cool defender specialising in marking and dribbling. Favourite expression on the football field "see ya!"
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Quality defender with bags of skill and superb temperament. Favourite song "Tubthumping"
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Youngest squad member. Played in all but one match this season but has not yet started a game.
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Top goal scorer last season with 41 goals and won the league award as well. has already scored 6 this season.
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The man with the largest thighs in history who has recovered well after picking up a nasty ankle injury. His daughter also eats the most food out of the whole team.
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Last season's Player of the Year who is quite simply phenomenal, has brilliant stamina which is just as well as he has to play midfield with his fatter brother.
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The old man of the team who is our most accomplished finisher. When he plays he usually scores, in fact he has only failed to score in 4 out of over 30 games.
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Easily the fastest in our team and responsible for setting up a large proportion of our goals. He also scores spectacular goals and has been an ever present over our two years.
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A recent recruit to our ranks but has already impressed with his ability in the air and his strong running. Has improved with every game and his best is still to come.
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This pacy utility player has impressed with his superb attitude this year. Another of IPA's new breed this season.
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An enigmatic player with an abundance of skill.He hasn't quite recaptured his earlier form with us following his flirtation with Widmer End but he's nearly there. The joker of the team who lifts people's spirits.
Check out his very own fan page
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Manager. Gained his FA Coaching badge under his hero John Lyall (ex West Ham manager). Colin has managed many sides over the years but this is easily the best team he's managed. Used to be called Souness because he looked like Graham Souness, played football like him and beautiful women were always after him (dream on Colin)! Anyway Colin has shaved his mousetache off now!
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