| Team Name | Manager | Points | |||||
| 1 | Frank Leboef's Dad | J.Warner | 122 | ||||
| 2 | Look At The Wound Kevin | S.Coutts | 119 | ||||
| 3 | Hatrick | S.Dick | 117 | ||||
| 4 | International Clown Posse | E.Smith | 108 | ||||
| 5 | Rudi don't take your love to town | I.Mackintosh | 104 | ||||
| 6 | Damion's Devils | B.Warner | 99 | ||||
| 7 | That's not my bag, baby | F.Watson/K.Robertson | 97 | ||||
| 8 | FC Dynamo Bike Light | J.Adam | 92 | ||||
| 9 | Yes or No, Kevin? | S.Catto | 90 | ||||
| 10 | There Can Be Only One ! | A.Priest | 89 | ||||
| 11 | C. P. Barbie | C.Muirhead | 87 | ||||
| 12 | Massive Attack | M.McLaughlin | 85 | ||||
| 13 | 70s Plain Pants | S.Polwart | 84 | ||||
| 14 | The Spangles | M.Walker | 83 | ||||
| 15 | Leonardo DiCrappio FC | L.Black | 82 | ||||
| 16 | The Fine Feathered Finks | C.Warner | 79 | ||||
| 17 | Chicken Kiev | S.Henderson | 78 | ||||
| 18 | Athletico Chichis | K.Lumsdaine | 71 | ||||
| 19 | Harald's Harttbrakk Howlers | R.McGeoch | 69 | ||||
| 20 | Show us your medals, little tart | J.Webster | 62 | ||||
| 21 | The Petulant Flicks | G.Meldrum | 62 | ||||
| 22 | The Bosman Babes | D.Gourlay | 59 | ||||
| 23 | Still Kicking Arse | D.Warner | 58 | ||||
| 24 | Works like an actual laser | K.& J.Whitelaw-Jones | 56 | ||||
| 25 | Beerbellies Anonymous | J-A.Subke/S.Hunter | 32 | ||||