| Team Name | Manager | Points | |||
| 1 | Euell's Cueball Noggin | S.Catto | 127 | £100 | |
| 2 | Gouden Ploeg | J.Warner | 124 | £40 | |
| 3 | Get That Bleedin' Elvis Gear On, NOW | S.Coutts | 121 | £20 | |
| 4 | Team Name To Follow | D.Gourlay | 117 | £15 | |
| 5 | Pelican Lane | M.McLaughlin | 110 | £10 | |
| 6 | Blimey, Phillips has given it the full gun | J.Webster | 110 | £5 | |
| 7 | Inter Ma Lamb | F.Lovell | 103 | ||
| 8 | Something containing Beerbellies | J-A.Subke/S.Hunter | 102 | ||
| 9 | Go Hawks! | M.Walker | 102 | ||
| 10 | Clown Football | D.Warner | 96 | ||
| 11 | Dynamo Dublin | T.Coffey | 92 | ||
| 12 | Oakley Doakley | F.& K.Watson | 91 | ||
| 13 | Weegies and England don’t go | R.McGeoch | 91 | ||
| 14 | Hyppia's Hippy Chicks | J.Kettles | 89 | ||
| 15 | The second best team in the world | E.Smith | 88 | ||
| 16 | Those Heskey Kids | L-A.Black | 82 | ||
| 17 | Homer's Doh Balls | G.Hepburn | 81 | ||
| 18 | Pappa Shango's Giant Mangos | S.Polwart | 80 | ||
| 19 | Die Campbell Die | P.Kilpatrick | 78 | ||
| 20 | Boo boo, barley and wheat…that's neat | R.Woodside | 77 | ||
| 21 | Amoruso is a ******** | J.Adam | 75 | ||
| 22 | The Dandy Lions | J.Sievewright | 74 | ||
| 23 | Avonside Athletic | B.Warner | 73 | ||
| 24 | Mine's a Pig in a Coconut Bra | I.Mackintosh | 72 | ||
| 25 | Simon Vicker's Knickers | C.Mackintosh | 70 | ||
| 26 | Milne's Toupee the League | D.Lee | 70 | ||
| 27 | Steady the Buffs | C.Muirhead | 68 | ||
| 28 | Dynamo Dicksbach | S.Dick | 67 | ||
| 29 | (Just what we need, another) Damn Pet Rescue | C.Warner | 66 | ||
| 30 | FTM Again | A.Flynn | 66 | ||
| 31 | That's so Kewell, man | S.Henderson | 64 | ||
| 32 | Golden Boys hate the Luton scum | A.Priest | 63 | ||
| 33 | Norfolk and Chance | A.Waygood | 61 | ||
| 34 | AC Adaptor | G.Meldrum | 60 | ||
| 35 | Surf City FC | P.Warner | 60 | R | |
| 36 | Bold finger | J.Gordon | 52 | R | |
| 37 | The Future's Orange | C.Fletcher | 46 | R |