| Team Name | Manager | Points | ||
| 1 | Cruyff Turn | B.Rodger | 32 | |
| 2 | That's What They Wanted, That's What They Got | S.Catto | 29 | |
| 3 | The Sun Also Riises | J.Sievewright | 28 | |
| 4 | If you build it… | D.Kirchin | 27 | |
| 5 | Skye Thistle | B.Warner | 27 | |
| 6 | All we have to do is beat Brazil and we'll win it. | J.Webster | 26 | |
| 7 | by all means trust allah, but be sure to tie your camels! | C.Warner | 25 | |
| 8 | Davie Dodds' Amazing Pinhead Dance Troupe | S.Coutts | 25 | |
| 9 | D'Jaffo Cakes | D.Lee | 22 | |
| 10 | Porky's V8 love machine | A.Priest | 22 | |
| 11 | FC CityWest | J.Kettles | 22 | |
| 12 | Red Hair Spells Danger | J.Warner | 21 | |
| 13 | Norfolk and Chance | G.Hepburn | 21 | |
| 14 | Kloth Monkey | M.Walker | 21 | |
| 15 | No Duff, just Fudd | E.Smith | 20 | |
| 16 | Sub-dom Sub-dof | S.Polwart | 20 | |
| 17 | TBC | D.Warner/R.Woodside | 20 | |
| 18 | Drew Jarvie's Comb-Over | G.Meldrum | 20 | |
| 19 | Assorted Crisps | I.Mackintosh | 19 | |
| 20 | Folley Berserk | I.Nicholl | 19 | |
| 21 | Peter Reid's got a monkey's heid | A.Flynn | 16 | |
| 22 | euell never walk alone | L-A.Black | 16 | |
| 23 | Durrant's horror tackle rides again | R.MacPhail | 15 | |
| 24 | Retired and cheapa | P.Warner/C.Fletcher | 14 | |
| 25 | Can you kick it… | H.Bagnall | 14 | |
| 26 | Ouaddou like to be Bassedas seaside | F.& K.Watson | 14 | |
| 27 | Paddy Last | T.Coffey | 13 | |
| 28 | A Little Less Consternation | R.McGeoch | 13 | |
| 29 | TBC | B.Lewis | 10 | |
| 30 | The Van with the Golden Bun | J.Gordon | 9 | |
| 31 | Saha you think you're a beerbelly | J-A.Subke/S.Hunter | 9 |