To: kevin.king@zetnet.co.uk
Subject: Alien visitor seeks first contact. Great Home Pages! Rhubarb! How do you do that? Hi! Just dropped by. Bug repĪrt...Ī..Ī Got your flameproof vest on...? Hello, it's me again...
Hi, Kevin.
I come from and have just been visiting your pages. I think they're cool! you're a weird lot, aren't you?. they suck. my cybership's run out of gas. they're very interesting. you should get a life! they're not bad - for a novice. they're brill! I might come again, sometime. therefore I am (I think). I'll stay away in future!
The weather is lovely. here. awful. virtual. freezing. soaking. baking. unreal. ok. outside. indescribable. unspeakable. Wish you were lovely. here. somewhere else. intelligent. real. virtual. designing my pages. my friend. rich (and generous).
The content of your pages is mystifying. well thought out. very good. intruiguing. too religious. corny. cool. very informative. making me jealous. too commercial. nicely varied. of no interest to me. nicely balanced. too wordy. Marks (out of 10): 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
The graphics and layout are incredible! (Like this comment). fantastic! very good. quite nifty. messy. unreadable on my system. psychedelic. (Should they be?) reasonable. dull - not enough graphics. indifferent. taking too long to load. poor. pathetic. a funny colour. Marks (out of 10): 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
The links are very interesting. too wet for golf; so I'm doing this instead. quite good. not all working (see below). rubbish. groovy. tortuous. right up my street! indifferent. not my scene. quite useful (some of them, anyway). Marks (out of 10): 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
I had problems with the following links:
Other remarks: Yours enviously, So long, sucker! Yours sincerely, Please write back ASAP. God bless. Au revoir, Be back soon... Keep in touch... Bye for now,