Day In The Life of Mr Puffy
This is my diary man. I'm doing it for coursework. Social Studies. Wow. Wicked. Wo.6 pm:
I get up. My alarm clock goes "Ring Ring" like a massive ringer in the street. It's a cool clock, amazing like a PlayStation, scream at me. Oh ALARM CLOCK SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the clock man, it's a spiritual erm, err, man.7 pm: I hit my TV with cosmic wonderness and use the hyper-modern remote control to watch the safe Big-Breakfast. Oi! Jonny! He's messin with my Womman! It's safe man, but Jonny's messin! They're flirtin man! Man! MAN!
8 pm:
Falling down man. I'm falling. It's too deep. Can't take the pressure. Must.... Go..... To....... Sch..... Schooo........ Learn Stuff......10 pm:
I love my IT man. I love the mouse man. The mouse is cool. It's essential, without it I wouldn't have anything in my hand man. Uggggghhhh, Uuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Double-Click. Wow. Wicked. Wo.12 pm:
I bunk off with my mates. Damn wicked. We, err, smoke and, err, hang around, and, huh huh, take the piss man. We take it. Right out. Safe. Chhhillll.12:30 pm:
I get caught. Ugh.1 pm:
I talk to my mates about last nights Father Ted. My Mate said "What's that Ted?" and I said "Don't know, Huh Huh". Huh. HuhHuh. HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU!!!!!! Ha. It was funny that. Genius.1:30 pm
Some man tells me that my Father Ted Joke was "anal rentitive". What? WHAT??? Don't get man. He's not on my wavelength. 97.4 GWR FM!!!2 pm:
Go shagg a horse. HAHAHA! See I can be funny.3:35 pm:
School Ends. Much Safer. Cool. Err.4 pm:
Writing Homework. Duh. Help. Me. [following writing unreadable, due to quick scrawling] (that's one off your mark - Generic Teacher)5 pm:
Watching Countdown. Carol Voderman is a bird. Cool Bird. Look at that arse. Fun Arse! Big Arse! Ugh. Jokes are bad, but very funny man. Hahaha. Hahahahaha.6 pm:
I go on the Information Superhighway, it's fast and cool. I hung around in the IRC channel #freesexpics. Some cool chick said "Get Some Cool Sex Pics at http://www.stupidbot.com XXXXXXX, we're waiting!" I love that girrrllllll......8 pm:
I go and take drugs with my drug mates. We go anddd errr ummm errp[again the writing goes strange] (see me later! - Generic Teacher) (Get off my page! - Ed)12 pm:
Get in. What happend man? They dumped me. Wow. Wo. We.