"I can't wait to go!" "Me too!" "BIG BRAS!" - Dougal, Mrs Doyal and Father Jack "talking" about going to America on the final Father Ted.
"I can't wait to go!" "Me too!" "BIG BRAS!" - Dougal, Mrs Doyal and Father Jack "talking" about going to America on the final Father Ted.
Scrawed By PAndroid. Dated 4/5/98. Email pandroid@bigfoot.com. All rights shoved.How to be a SPACE GENT!
Now look here daft humans! Many of you have tried, but also many have failed in there quest to be a SPACE GENT! A good space gent must follow the rulebook of gent. In what you would call a "Bible" (we call "Something-We-Made-Up-Last-Night-In-The-Pub-Whilst-Off-Our-Heads") we have written the laws of gent, and to what the governs them. Read kind hearted beak.1: All Gents must be of gaming worth
No gent must pass us by and for example, be a lobotomist. That would be hereacy. All Gents must be able to contribute the the Gent Game Fund, and therefore, must make games. Yes?2: All Gents must be half intresting in the original interview
Any Gent that just procliams "Huh, I make games! Huh Huh!" will be shot on the spot. Pure and Simple. Daft Humans.3: No Space Gent May Be a Puffy Jacket
Any use of the words "Wicked", "Safe" and "Wo" will be taken down and used against you. You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention something you may later require in court. Sargent Cryer, take him outt. Your goin DOWWWWNNNN!!!!!!! (Oi! That's our TV Show! - "The Bill" Copywriters)4: No Space Gent May Be Mr Biffo
He failed once, no chance he's trying again(Eh? - Biffo (Apparantly...))5: No Space Gent May Wear a Ginger Topea
That's what it says 'ere (No that's Space Directive 1784 sir- Kryten)6: All Space Gents must be 6ft tall
The Women Like them (Do we? - Germaine Geer)7: All Space Gent must be able to guzzle down 78 pints of lager in one night whilst jumping a rocket
This is required of every space gent on the ship. Our Pub is very busy you know, and we keep it busy because of this ruling. Hey! It's fun!8: I'm better than you so there
HAIL TO THE MASTER! (Thank you - Space Gent Master)9: Dale Winton Is God
HAIL TO THE WINTON! (Ooh that's lovely! - Winton, Our Master)10: Ashes to Ashes
11: Funk to Funky
12: Major Toms a Junky
HAIL TO THE BOWIE! (That's enough Loud Hailing for Now - Ed)
ADDED BONUS EXTRA YES! Look, it's Morse and Lewis Kids!
