"How do you tell if an MP's lying? It's lip's move" Bad Joke, I think.

Mr&Mrs Puffy Jacket's Guide to London

YO! GET DOWN MAN! This week me and the womman Mrs Puffy Jacket has been getting it down in da capital known as London man. We have com... er... compi...... made up a guide to that daft safe place. Hit me!

Madame Tussads

Mr Puffy: This is cool man, it's safe. Wax models of famous people, like Tony Blair, and, err, Tony Blair! Tony's great man, he's wicked for this country. They should just have a Tussads place for him. Wow. Safe.

Mrs Puffy: Like, whatever! It's, like, really cold in here 'cus they keep it cool. You, like, should go there!(strange hand movements)

The Underground

Mr Puffy: I live in Harrow man, and there we have busses that go YEEEEEOOWWWWWAAAAAHHHHEEEEWWWWOWWWWWW but this just goes BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and it's underground. Like a Wicked vibrator. Wo.

Mrs Puffy: Could I speak? Like, it gets you there. And, like, it thinks it's it, but you know, it's not.

Science Museam

Mr Puffy: Wow man, it's sorted for engines and big flashy lighty things. Wow man. It's just cool. There's this bit of it man where you can build a sand castle! Wo, never done that before. Essential place.

Mrs Puffy: MrPuffy likes his 'cus of Lara Croft. Huh, she's sooo POINTY ("She's quite horny thank you very much" - Gullible games players)

Trafalgar Square

Mr Puffy: Eh man? They're messin with my square. It's not square? Eh? Wicked strip clubs though.( [slap] - MrsPuffy)

Mrs Puffy: Fountains. Like, wow.

Rock Circus

Mr Puffy: What animals? Where are 'da animals man? Where? And where's SASH?

Mrs Puffy: Like, it's sooo boring. There's no animals here man. None at all man. It's just dead, man.

Harrods

Mr Puffy: Shopping! Not safe man. It's just not safe. Not wicked. No man. Nothing here for me man. No Lara, just posh stuff man. Strange bloke going around telling everyone how big his c*ck is ("What about my big C*ck?!" - Al Fayed)

Mrs Puffy: Like, wow. Big shop man. Wow, huh, like.

Sega Park: Trocadero

Mr Puffy: Hit me with your games! Nah, Lara's far more safe than Sonic will ever be. Lara's much more, erm, safe! YO! Its hurting my da change, bang man.

Mrs Puffy: Like, don't go there!

Overall

Mr Puffy: Cool Place man, better than Harrow! Wicked!

Mrs Puffy: Like, uh, uh, uh, nice man!

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