Morse and Lewis's (feat the Puffy's) QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION

For the last couple of months now, he have enjoyed the great Mr Biffo's ramblings in Morse And Lewis' question thing. It's bloody funny, yes. Now they are here to answer more of your bleeding questions. Lewis is the bloke in a large chair, Morse Opens Gob, Puffy's comment and PAndroid writes.

Lewis: Get off my leg Morse. What is the World Of Spectrum cd?
Morse: It's all very simple Lewis. It's a piece of plastic with a rainbow on it! Mice!

Lewis: OFF MY FUCKING LEG! Where is the E3 held?
Morse: I don't know. In a large taxi cab?
Puffys: WICKED!

Lewis: I'LL HAVE YOU DONE FOR ASSAULT! Who's Mr Udders?
Morse: He does my milk round, he does. Look, Speckled Hen! Did I tell you I liked that? No? Well bloody sod ya.
Puffys: Nuff respect.

Lewis: How does a modem work?
Morse: This is a fucking stupid game. I fancy some chess. I usually play on my head though. WOOO!!! [fart]
Puffys: He thinks he's it but he's not Steve Coogan.

Lewis: Stop making farting noises. Where does Mr Biffo base digitiser?
Morse: FART! FARRTYY! FARTTTY FART FART! Woo hoo!
Puffys: You wanna punch?

Lewis: You stink. Why was Killer Net so awful?
Morse: Pass me my ProZac. You've depressed me.

Puffys: You dissin'?

Lewis: Why was Quake 2 so hated by the British public?
Morse: Because it fell on them like a ton of bricks. They didn't like it, you see, so they though it back to the shop. The shop destroyed. FART!

Lewis: Who'll win the world cup?
Morse: South Korea. Puffys: ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

Lewis: Do Daddys have boys and Mummys have girls?
Morse: Yes. My mum's no fucking liar.

Lewis: How do you become a detective then?
Morse: Do I look like one?

Lewis: Why is the sky blue?
Morse: I don't actually care. I made i purple this morning. With my giant purpleiser. Oh yes deery.

Lewis: Who's Tony Blair?
Morse: My Mum.
Puffys: He's dissen.

Lewis: My leg hurts.
Morse: Let's go home.

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