
'Barely have the gnomes risen from the depths of the underworld
and they have been awarded the prestigious 5 gnome award for the best
gnome website...........apparently magnominously!'
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After a prolonged period of several centuries underground the naughtiest of gnomes have now come to the surface in unprecedented numbers. They came out into the daylight in April 2001 possibly to celebrate the new millennium; who knows? Watch out for these little fellas because their fondness for drinking, telling Rude stories and general bawdy behaviour is likely to upset the neighbours. |
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Astragnome
is delighted to see those stars he has only ever dreamt about for so long.
However he does have to be careful where he puts his feet when he walks
around in the dark! |
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A regular feature keeping you up-to-date with the next little fellas to make an appearance from behind the bushes.
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GNORMAN Not the brightest gnome in the woods but delightful company when he has washed his hands |
GNOMIN PIGEON For all those pigeon fanciers out there he is the ultimate guardian of our feathered friends |
GNOMO What can I say! He just loves to 'bob in and out' behind the bushes |