A gnome who joined a nudist colony only two weeks ago was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody’s business.

WOMAN WHO MARRIED GNOME SEPARATES

A woman who was happily married to a gnome for only one year is now seeking a divorce.

She stated in a recent press interview “ I knew he was extremely short when I married him, but when it came to sex there were problems. When we were nose to nose his toes were in it and when he was
in it, he disappeared altogether and I had no one to talk to.......and I am sick and tired of him putting a bucket on my head and swinging on the handle!”

YOUNG GNOMES GET JOB AS WAITERS

Since gnomes have come out and into the world of work they have found many new employment opportunities. A spokesman from Macdonalds said “ We like to employ gnomes because they have a good sense of humour and they make the burgers look bigger”

TWO LONG-STANDING FRIENDS.....

Two long standing friends in the Gnome world recently set up business with a gents outfitters. They are Thomas Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzthomas. They will specialise in the traditional Gnome trousers with the flap at the front and the back so that a fella can do almost everything without taking his trousers off.